From South Ken to Shoreditch, from Jermyn Street to Mare Street – these days anyone that’s anyone is wearing red trousers.

If you want your leg-coverings to let the world know that you’ve got a few quid and don’t care who knows it, or that you have some big ideas about what’s on at the ICA right now - or simply that you are completely insane (but in a mainly non-stabby way) - then you’d better get your wife or girlfriend to take those jeans and chinos down to the charity shop post-haste!

Because there’s only one type of trousers you’ll be wanting to wear, and that’s RED TROUSERS. In fact - if you can’t wear red trousers you’d be better off wearing NO TROUSERS AT ALL. That’s what I say.

Friday, 23 December 2011

LOL!


26 comments:

  1. Yes...but what is wrong with his eyebrows?

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  2. christ almighty, where is my pistol...

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  3. Obviously gay so he's allowed.

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  4. Not so obvious that's he's gay. Could be a Liverpool F.C. supporter

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    1. Diffinately Scouse supporter. Man u fan wouldn't be seen dead in that ha

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  5. Chelsea Red Trousered Twink or CHRINK for short

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  6. Some good hipster action here to balance the toff performance.

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  7. Duke of Lollington

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  8. Proper RT wearers would normally birch this shower on account of its eyebrows alone.

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  9. he is def from essex. he could be barbies brother. in my head his name is marbie.

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  10. Call the fashion police NOW!!!

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  11. i bet he gets great bounce in those shoes

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  12. "That's when I reach for my revolver"

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  13. The trainers and low cut Barbour (international range) are conspiring to hide far too much of the RT - for shame!

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  14. Has he just appeared in Fame??????

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  15. What an absolute clown

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  16. I bet he's not gay either.

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  17. He is very gay and also an exceptional hairdresser as well as a lovely chap!

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  18. He appears to be made of plastic.

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  19. Explanation - His father, the local Lord, shagged the groundskeepers daughter and made him - part chav/part toff

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  20. What a weapon....

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